# this shit is an internal joke of a certain group of people. # if you somehow made it into this repository without knowing said joke, please just leave this page. # thanks! with that out of the way... # dolphin-selerificator make your gamecube/wii games 69x better ![selerified crazy taxi screenshot](https://barachlo.szprink.xyz/7NLn45hEK2Yg.png) # what do i need - node.js - dolphin emulator - a wii/gamecube game - alcohol # how 2 use - clone this stupid repository - go to your graphics settings -> advanced and enable texture dumping - play the game you want to Enhance a bit - it may lag because you're dumping textures - also the longer you play the more your game will be Enhanced - once you're done with your play session go to the repo folder, open a terminal/command prompt and run `npm i` - now go ahead end edit the config.json file. - if you haven't done it already, set the `dolphinFolder` variable to wherever your dolphin data is (if you don't know where then open dolphin and go to file -> open user folder) - set the `game` variable to the game id, it's the shorter string when previewing the game's properties in dolphin ![game id where](https://barachlo.szprink.xyz/GhVAkwkt9FtF.png) - set `flipHorizontal` and `rotateUpsideDown`however you need (if unsure, either check the Dump folder or just disable these and see what happens) - run the script: `node .` - wait until the script exits - now in dolphin go to graphics settings, advanced and disable texture dumping, then enable "load custom textures" under the utility section - start the game and Enjoy # my game isn't 100% selerified!!!!1111 yeah, that's to be expected, because of how dolphin texture dumping works... only the textures you actually saw during your play session with it enabled will be dumped, nothing i can do about it :(